“Everything is nearly copacetic. I was so busy yesterday that I didn’t have anything to eat other than the four meals at the cafe. I have to watch what I eat. I have that plate in my head from when I got carried away at that buffet. Sometimes it’s hard to believe that I graduated from high school with high honors.”
“You didn’t. You graduated with Hi Honors — Hiram Honors. His father worked at the John Deere shop,” I say.
“Hi was like a lighthouse in the median of a freeway. He was bright enough, but of no use. Speaking of school, I took a class at the college, but was expelled because I couldn’t be quiet.”
“Why couldn’t you stop talking?” I ask.
“Because I was sitting next to a ventriloquist. I was the teacher’s pet. She kept me in a cage at the back of the room. Even without that class, I know enough to keep my keys in one pocket of my pants and my change in the other pocket. That keeps me from tipping over. I keep my wallet in the refrigerator.”
Waterlooville Car Theft Victim Joins Police in Appeal For Information
23.05.12
Police are continuing to investigate the whereabouts of two men accused of stealing a high-powered car in Waterlooville.
Officers were called shortly before 5pm on Thursday, February 16, 2012 to the roundabout at the junctions of Stakes Hill Road and Friendstaple Road.
A 24-year-old woman from Hampshire was driving a silver Mitsubishi Lancer Evo with her five-year-old son on the back seat. It's reported a silver BMW car carrying two men she did not know collided with the rear of her Mitsubishi.
Both drivers pulled over near the roundabout, left their cars, and became involved in a disagreement over the damage caused by the collision. During the argument, it's alleged one of the men from the BMW stole the Mitsubishi while the boy was still in the car. The other man returned to the BMW and drove away behind the Mitsubishi. The woman was not assaulted or injured.
The silver Mitsubishi Lancer Evo was found abandoned a few minutes later outside the entrance to a school in Stakes Hill Road. The boy remained inside. He had not been injured. No items were reported stolen from the Mitsubishi.
White people stole my car ....black people stole my car.... Comments on this page will end racism in America... Good luck everyone
whats a classy or sexy car for a man?
Mar 27, 2009 by mantastic86 | Posted in Other - Car Makes
Im in my late 30's. Im looking to buy a car or truck thats classy and rugged.
Price range between $2,000-$4,000.
I had a toyota camry. Not rugged enough. I had a honda civic. But it was stolen. Good car though. I had a lincoln. Nice car, but too big. I also had a camaro. Piece of cr*ap.
Right now I drive an ex-cop car and i bought it cause it is reliable and rugged---but not classy. I date a lot and many of my dates dont like it. Girls dont think its classy car. It does hurt my image a little cause its a ex cop car and I work in the white collar profession.
I think maybe girls think im weird for driving it or something.
These are the list of cars I am interested in:
Lexus( Do metrosexuals drive these cars?)
bmw (parts are soo expensive on bmw's)
Ford f-150 (rugged)
ford mustang
Jeep grand cherokee
Pontiac Grand Am
I want to make a positive impression on a woman and my place of business without spending alot of money on car. Women do pay alot of attention to detail. Plus, dont tell me its confidence. I already know that and that I shouldnt be concerned about what others care what i drive.
Ladies what kind of car do u think is sexy for a man?
You are not being realistic - you won't find a "classy and rugged" car that makes a "positive impression on a woman and my place of business" for less than $4000.
You need to either increase your budget considerably if you want to impress anyone.
The only one of those vehicles listed that you might get in decent shape for your price is the Grand Am, but that is basic transportation - nothing classy about it, it's just a car. Any sub 4K BMW or Lexus will either have LOTS of miles and/or need a lot of work.
PMack | Mar 27, 2009
mustang, but that price? sorry.
ELLE | Mar 27, 2009
i am a dude and i say get a ford mustang or a jeep but in ur price range you cant offerd it belive me i looked
pimppimp44 | Mar 27, 2009
With some luck, you may be able to score a Volvo 850 for that price. Very classy. I used to have one, it was great. Same with a Saab 900. The kind of woman I like goes for men with Swedish cars.
Tahini Raving Weirdo | Mar 27, 2009
Mazda B series 2600 single cab. This is a cool truck. But slow.
Get a Lexus. Reliable and smooth and luxurious.
C7S | Mar 27, 2009
Dude, search Craigslist and look for a Pontiac Fiero. If you're willing to stretch the price a couple, you might have your winner. Of course, chances are,
A. There will be none listed
B. They will be WAY above your price limits.
Mr.Waffles | Mar 27, 2009
ford f-150
mustang
toad | Mar 27, 2009
Pontiac's suck so dont get that, I would go with the JEEP!!! SEXY!
tink123 | Mar 28, 2009
At that price, you could probably get a late '90's early '00's Ford F-150. I have a '99 that I've had for a long time. Granted it cost more back then, but now I think you could get a similar model for around 4 grand. My truck is black with tinted windows. I didn't even do anything else to it except put better tires on it and a dual exhaust system. (not true dual, but dual pipes out the back with a low heavy sounding exhaust)
To me, while a vehicle may not 'impress' others, it does make 'some' kind of impression, and most women, even city women, like guys with trucks. It's a manly ride. lol
merlin_steele | Mar 30, 2009
If you can, something like a 1969 dodge dart or 1968 mustang.
Get a jeep, preferablyly a wrangler. All the girls like it.
Brian | Mar 31, 2009
idream of my car getting stolen crying for it then found just tires of my car . i found a dead body in trunk.
Jul 08, 2008 by arcoiris | Posted in Safety
my car was stolenfrom parking lot then suddently i found it next to the liquor store were i had left it. but with a dead body of a girl wrap in plastic but with ice all over.it was late at night already i ask the man from the store if he had seen anithing strange he told me the girl was the same one that was missing and probably dead i could't even go near the car i was so scared, but aperently that same guy from the store got some thing to do with it.he was chinese.sudently i was runing away from some white man he notice i knwe about the girl and was mad may wanted to kill me too .i was screaming for some help there was some people near by got inside the truck . but that guy that was following me was still there trying to get me.i just remember telling them go go go.
That happens every day here in Houston.
suddenimpact | Jul 09, 2008
Too much T.V.
Too much junk food before bed.
Too much violence in your life......movies, video games.....you need a job!
logicalgal | Jul 08, 2008
That dream scares my 25 year old male self.
No bueno. I dont know what junk food has to do with dreams, but I think everyone has had some really really sick dreams. when i was in high school I had on several occasions, nightmares that I had murdered other students and their corpses were in my room just right there at home as if it was no one's business and I was scarred for a few weeks but they went away... Just think of your brain "Defragmenting" like a computer while you sleep.
Mr Haun | Jul 08, 2008
So, when did you call the POLICE?
Don't eat after 6PM and drink some warm milk before going to bed....that may help you.
the_cheeze_cop | Jul 09, 2008
Next time you dream, consider what happened during the day before.
See if the ideas in your dreams suggest anything you can do to improve the current situation you face.
The images and words in your dreams may just help you out in the rest of your life.
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